I own all the content and pictures on this site, except where noted. If you steal anything from me, and
especially if you do anything mean or inappropriate with them, I will find you. Then I'll sue you for
theft, slander, libel and any other law that applies. Then I'll ridicule you in humiliating ways
here and everywhere else I contribute to. If you fuck with me, I'll get get all Gladiator on your ass
and unleash hell. Think I'm kidding? So did my a couple of my exes, my old neighbors, as well as
some assholes who ripped me off on Ebay, and last I heard, they were all still trying to undo the
damage I caused.
I can't stand to see Food Network chefs when they attempt to cook Cuban food - because they're so fucking clueless. I know, I know, they're cooking for an audience of Americans who most likely think Cuban food is a regional cuisine of Mexico, so I should be happy they even bother, but for the cook in me, it's insulting.
Now I know how other ethnic groups when they see these chefs trying to cook their foods. The only one who ever did it the right way was Tyler Florence when he went to visit actual Cubans to see how they do it. By the way, Tyler is the hottest chef I've ever seen (and I've seen him up close) - and unless he's putting on an act, so down-to-earth. Yummy hot + super friendly = my eternal lust.
There, I feel all better now.
No, I don't, because Rachel Ray works my damn nerves. Stop smiling so much! Stop saying "chapping" when you mean "chopping"! Stop being such a cheap tipper on $40 a Day! Stop tucking your shirts in, it's not flattering!
Rachel posted at 10/09/2006 11:58 AM
Since my first name is Rachel whenever I talk to a client they always refer to Rachael Ray or Rachel Green from Friends. Grrr... I don't think so. Yeah the E.V.O.O. drives me batty too.
Alex posted at 10/09/2006 1:13 PM
Sorry girls. Must be a woman thing. Rachel Ray can smile all day as far as I'm concerned.
Paula posted at 10/10/2006 10:39 AM
Annoying, yes, but I must confess I want the woman's job. Then I'd get to see Tyler up close and personal more often.
Tere posted at 10/10/2006 10:48 AM
Oh yeah - I'd take her job (or almost any job at the Food Network) in a heartbeat! I'll take that damned "chapping" and EVOO if it pust me in proximity to my beloved Tyler.
paula posted at 10/10/2006 5:13 PM
Well he's coming back next year for the Food and Wine Festival... let's hope we can catch a glimpse or two or three or more of him. ;)