I own all the content and pictures on this site, except where noted. If you steal anything from me, and
especially if you do anything mean or inappropriate with them, I will find you. Then I'll sue you for
theft, slander, libel and any other law that applies. Then I'll ridicule you in humiliating ways
here and everywhere else I contribute to. If you fuck with me, I'll get get all Gladiator on your ass
and unleash hell. Think I'm kidding? So did my a couple of my exes, my old neighbors, as well as
some assholes who ripped me off on Ebay, and last I heard, they were all still trying to undo the
damage I caused.
We went to that death trap known as Babies R Us this evening to buy a gift for my cousin's baby. They have the cutest things, but I swear, the service is sssllllooooooooowwwwwwwwwww and incompetent. It's an exercise in frustration.
We were also browsing through the baby furniture and picked some stuff out that we really liked. All that's missing is the baby. Minor detail, though. We were just all googly-eyed imagining ourselves as parents. Whenever it happens, it's going to be so awesome.
Also, I've always had my finger on the pulse of fashion:
2004-08-04 15:39:36
This Lance-Armstrong-yellow-bracelet-thing has got to stop. It's so trendy and ubiquitous that it no longer has purpose. I'm sick of seeing every asshole in town, in the news, in every magazine wearing one.