I own all the content and pictures on this site, except where noted. If you steal anything from me, and
especially if you do anything mean or inappropriate with them, I will find you. Then I'll sue you for
theft, slander, libel and any other law that applies. Then I'll ridicule you in humiliating ways
here and everywhere else I contribute to. If you fuck with me, I'll get get all Gladiator on your ass
and unleash hell. Think I'm kidding? So did my a couple of my exes, my old neighbors, as well as
some assholes who ripped me off on Ebay, and last I heard, they were all still trying to undo the
damage I caused.
I thought I'd surprise everyone and post tonight, saying something like, "I'm in New York! I flew! I survived! YAY!"
But forget it.
My usual panic has set in. I'm so anxious I want to cry. I haven't done a three-hour flight in a year, and combined with my general anxiety, I'm just feeling more freaked out than usual.
I leave in a few hours. Say a payer.
And if anything, tell my son I loved him more than anything in this world.