I own all the content and pictures on this site, except where noted. If you steal anything from me, and
especially if you do anything mean or inappropriate with them, I will find you. Then I'll sue you for
theft, slander, libel and any other law that applies. Then I'll ridicule you in humiliating ways
here and everywhere else I contribute to. If you fuck with me, I'll get get all Gladiator on your ass
and unleash hell. Think I'm kidding? So did my a couple of my exes, my old neighbors, as well as
some assholes who ripped me off on Ebay, and last I heard, they were all still trying to undo the
damage I caused.
I'm too exhausted to write anything of substance (though I have a couple of interesting things up my sleeve, mainly recaps of some recent adventures).
So for today, know this: I made it back home. Alive, obviously. Both flights were delayed by two hours and one of them had mechanical issues, but once those issues were handled, they were normal flights. New York was, as always, great. I didn't do much, but I ate like a pig.
More later. I have emails to catch up on, work to focus on, and my love to smother on my monkey-boy.