I own all the content and pictures on this site, except where noted. If you steal anything from me, and
especially if you do anything mean or inappropriate with them, I will find you. Then I'll sue you for
theft, slander, libel and any other law that applies. Then I'll ridicule you in humiliating ways
here and everywhere else I contribute to. If you fuck with me, I'll get get all Gladiator on your ass
and unleash hell. Think I'm kidding? So did my a couple of my exes, my old neighbors, as well as
some assholes who ripped me off on Ebay, and last I heard, they were all still trying to undo the
damage I caused.
It's a little weird to write this a week before my birthday, but that's what I have to do this year. When my 35th birthday comes (today to you readers), I will be returning from my honeymoon, and will of course be completely disconnected from all things electronic. So I have to guess now what I will be feeling in a week, which is weird and fun.
When 35 breaks, I will be a married woman. I will have had a wonderful wedding celebration and an amazing honeymoon. I will have started a whole new chapter in my journey, with the man who is everything to me by my side. I'll be returning home to my sweet boy, whom I know I will have missed like crazy.
Thirty-five already promises to be one incredible year. I am so filled with love and feel so loved that it's overwhelming and awesome and more than I could have ever asked for. I have nothing but gratitude and joy and hope in me today.
It gets better every year. And for that, I welcome 35 with arms open wide.